u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein
glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
wanna wear a mask for a costume? nope. wanna be able to see your legs when you shave in the shower? nope.
Today in the ice cream section of my local grocery store I realized
"I’m not wearing underwear"