C'est Pas Tes Oignons

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caerulea-divilu:

did-someone-say-pool:

the-time-lord-of-the-rings:

Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.

(Source: Imgur)

LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT

I don’t think there will ever come a time when I won’t reblog this.

(via trueheirofslytherin)

anangrypuff:

slytheringirls:

anangrypuff:

Imagine drunk Ravenclaws trying to invent things

"No but imagine a machine that makes your toast or maybe waffles warm and crispy!" "There already is something like that, it’s called a toaster and some muggle invented it I think?" "Seriously?? Wow..okay but imagine animals bringing letters and stuff! No wait..we already have that too dammit.."

Ravenclaws trying to invent things that already exist in the muggle world oh my gosh

(via captamerican)

dontbearuiner:

jessycanhasblog:

Want

I love this because it’s either a pun, or it’s a mug telling you to put sake in it.
Win/win.

dontbearuiner:

jessycanhasblog:

Want

I love this because it’s either a pun, or it’s a mug telling you to put sake in it.

Win/win.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via trueheirofslytherin)

waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

(Source: buckyfrost, via captamerican)

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

(Source: cassieisclose, via superwholock-is-my-division)

can’t wait to be back in england with people who appreciate a good pun

a-cumberbatch-of-derren-brownies:

today someone threw a coke can and it hit a kid on the shoulder and i said

"lucky it was a soft drink"

no one laughed.

NOT ONE PERSON LAUGHED

DO YOU KNOW HOW FRUSTRATING THAT IS??

image

(via ididntknowaboutbarnes)

capaldiisexual:

deduction019:

aconstipatedmeerkat:

dont look at me

I’m going to hell for laughing at that.

the sound i made was nowhere near human

capaldiisexual:

deduction019:

aconstipatedmeerkat:

dont look at me

I’m going to hell for laughing at that.

the sound i made was nowhere near human

(via behind-gold-eyes)